Copyright Jim Willis 2001
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The sign on the mailbox post was hand-lettered on
cardboard and read "FREE KITTUNS." It appeared there two or three times
a year, sometimes spelled this way, sometimes that, but the message was
always the same.
In a corner of the farmhouse back porch was a cardboard
box with a dirty towel inside, on which huddled a bouquet of kittens of
different colors, mewing and blinking and waiting for their mama to
return from hunting in the fields. The mother cat managed to show them
enough interest for the first several weeks, but after having two or
three litters per year, she was worn out and her milk barely lasted long
enough for her babies to survive.
One by one, people showed up over the next several days
and each took a kitten. Before they left the woman who lived there
always said the same thing, "You make sure you give that one a good home
- I've become very attached to that one."
One by one the kittens and their new people drove down
the long driveway and past the sign on the mailbox post, "FREE KITTUNS."
The ginger girl kitten was the first to be picked. Her
four-year-old owner loved her very much, but the little girl
accidentally injured the kitten's shoulder by picking her up the wrong
way. She couldn't be blamed really - no adult had shown her the proper
way to handle a kitten. She had named the kitten "Ginger" and was very
sad a few weeks later when her older brother and his friends were
playing in the living room and someone sat on the kitten.
The solid white boy kitten with blue eyes was the next
to leave with a couple who announced even before they went down the
porch steps that his name would be "Snowy." Unfortunately, he never
learned his name and everyone had paid so little attention to him that
nobody realized he was deaf. On his first excursion outside he was run
over in the driveway by a mail truck.
The pretty gray and white girl kitten went to live on a
nearby farm as a "mouser." Her people called her "the cat," and like her
mother and grandmother before her she had many, many "free kittuns," but
they sapped her energy. She became ill and died before her current
litter of kittens was weaned.
Another brother was a beautiful red tabby. His owner
loved him so much that she took him around to meet everyone in the
family and her friends, and their cats, and everyone agreed that "Erik"
was a handsome boy. Except his owner didn't bother to have him
vaccinated. It took all the money in her bank account to pay a
veterinarian to treat him when he became sick, but the doctor just shook
his head one day and said "I'm sorry."
The solid black boy kitten grew up to be a fine example
of a tomcat. The man who adopted him moved shortly thereafter and left
"Tommy" where he was, roaming the neighborhood, defending his territory,
and fathering many kittens until a bully of a dog cornered him.
The black and white girl kitten got a wonderful home.
She was named "Pyewacket." She got the best of food, the best of care
until she was nearly five years old. Then her owner met a man who didn't
like cats, but she married him anyway. Pyewacket was taken to an animal
shelter where there were already a hundred cats. Then one day, there
were none.
A pretty woman driving a van took the last two kittens,
a gray boy and a brown tiger-striped girl. She promised they would
always stay together. She sold them for fifteen dollars each to a
laboratory. To this day, they are still together...in a jar of alcohol.
For whatever reason - because Heaven is in a different
time zone, or because not even cat souls can be trusted to travel in a
straight line without meandering - all the young-again kittens arrived
at Heaven's gate simultaneously. They batted and licked each other in
glee, romped for awhile, and then solemnly marched through the gate,
right past a sign lettered in gold: "YOU ARE FINALLY FREE, KITTENS."
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Author's note: Please feel free to print out this story
or request it as a Word document ([email protected]).
Whenever you see "free kittens" advertised, place a copy in the mailbox
or where it can be read, along with a polite note asking the "culprit"
to spay/neuter their pets and to contact their local humane society for
information on low-cost spay/neuter programs and advice on how to
properly place kittens in responsible homes. For a complete guide to
feline health and resources, see:
http://cats.about.com
"Free Kittuns" is one of the stories included in an
upcoming book of collected writings by Jim Willis; publication is
scheduled for February 2002. See the author's website for details:
http://jimwillis0.tripod.com/tiergarten/
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