Synthian Sharp,
Vimeo
July 2015
There's a persistent and generally lazily-conceived argument that pops up on
every vegan's Facebook page via meat-eaters occasionally... and it has a few
different iterations, but for the most part it generally goes like this:
"IF THE WORLD WENT VEGAN OVERNIGHT... ALL THE ANIMALS WOULD BE FREED AND
RUN RAMPANT IN THE WILD, WHICH IS CRAZY, SO I EAT MEAT TO PREVENT THAT."
"IF THE WORLD WENT VEGAN OVERNIGHT... NO FARMERS WOULD TEND TO THE
STALLS, SO YOU'D BE STARVING ALL THOSE ANIMALS. SO YOU VEGANS ARE
HYPOCRITICAL. MY CASH FEEDS THE ANIMALS. YOU'RE TRYING TO STARVE THEM."
"IF THE WORLD WENT VEGAN OVERNIGHT... ONE GENERATION OF ANIMALS WOULD DIE
AND THEN THEY WOULDN'T BE BRED ANYMORE, WHICH MEANS THERE WOULD BE FEWER
COWS... SO YOU'RE ANTI-ANIMAL. BECAUSE I WANT THERE TO BE LOTS OF COWS."
And today I've decided to answer it, because the *honestly INTERESTED*
and friendly version of this question came in from an actual friend, who was
actually asking to see DISCUSSION on it.
So here we go...
"I support a vegan world, I do however wonder if everyone has thought this
one out. Trust me, there aren't many farmers that are interested in pet
cows. So what happens to all of the animals if society decides to not eat
meat anymore? If there is no profit in raising animals for food, it will
most assuredly result in a lot less animals on the planet. What will this
world look like? How many people will have pet cows, sheep, pigs, etc...?
I would like to see some discussion from the vegans on this."
That was positive, but I'm going to answer the nasty and repugnant
versions of this question at the same time so I only have to do it once.
*Bookmark it for the archive.*
Hidy-ho neighbor. :)
First: Yup! Its a common question. And: Yup! They have definitely
thought it through. Literally millions of people have discussed this
publicly, in literally every way you can think it through, to the point
where vegans make meme images mocking people who still make "the instant
vegan world poor animals" argument. But we're not doing that here, we're
actually going to answer it.
The argument you're presenting (around here) is often called, "The Harry
Potter Wand Vegan World" argument. It's called that because its PREMISE is
that Vegans everywhere, have been walking up to you, claiming that: 1) The
purpose of veganism is to use a magic wand and make the world vegan
overnight, 2) That this is a proposal they have *thought up* and are
currently bargaining for on the table, 3) That they HAVE that magic wand
ready... 4) That the goal of veganism is to make it so that the GREATEST
NUMBER OF ANIMALS are ALIVE at all times, not to stop the destruction of our
planet and bodies caused by PRODUCING far too many animals... 5) That the 56
BILLION animals killed for food EVEY YEAR are somehow OUTWEIGHED in value,
by the 56 billion animal lives that would slowly end upon using the magic
wand to veganize the world... and that for some reason, we should continue
to kill hundreds upon hundreds of billions of animals in order to defend the
miserable lives of the CURRENT batch of animals on death row. - Which is
frankly, utter nonsense spoken usually by people who haven't thought it
through AT ALL, yet are perfectly comfortable assuming that the vegan
community has done zero research.
None of which are true.
1) First... that vegan doesn't exist. No vegan ever came up to you and
told you their plan was to veganize the world overnight, or that they had a
tool by which to do it. You're arguing a fictional fight, with a fictional
character. So the reason that vegan didn't think it through, is primarily
that he didn't exist. Anywhere. Ever.
And to answer the rest:
2) No. The goal of veganism is NOT to ensure that animals are alive and
everywhere by the billions. It is up to each person what the goal of their
veganism is, but most often, it is to stop the suffering of animals, save
the environment, get healthy, be ethical, and look good while they're doing
it. Ensuring that billions of cattle are being artificially inseminated
and forcibly bred year in and year out doesn't help that.
3) Yes. It is PERFECTLY REASONABLE to assume that *within the Magic-Wand
Instant Vegan World* that meat-eaters commonly invent to misrepresent vegans
every day... all 56 Billion animals would be taken care of by people for the
rest of their lives... BECAUSE YOU JUST MADE THE WHOLE WORLD VEGAN! Its
self-explanatory. Just not to meat-eaters. Because they think those animals
are annoying property. Vegans don't. Least of all in a world where all
legislation is being made by a 100% vegan populous.
4) No. The REQUIREMENTS of a successful vegan movement in the US do NOT require a 100% vegan world. A COMPLETELY successful vegan movement would move from the starting place (0% veganism) to a position of absolutely saving the environment on a global scale (30% veganism in the US) by obtaining a major leverageable political voice in the US economy and legislature (10% veganism)... and from the new clear-and-present *success* in the fields of environmental and medical health that a 30% vegan US demonstrates in terms of global impact and straight up medical data, there will begin a profoundly well-evidenced argument for legislating rights for sentient beings on Earth, in accordance with the fact that science demonstrates sentience (and the ability to suffer and/or fear) is a CURVED scale, and does not exist identically in protozoan life, as it does in chimps.
(We're often profoundly intelligent people who do far more research
into sociological problems in the third world than meat-eaters do, and
generally do not conclude that the Ivory Coast of Africa is where we need to
push our privileged ethical ideals. Nor do we generally conclude that wolves
in the forest need to go vegan or other such nonsense. All those ideas are
again, the voice of FICTIONAL vegans, made up by meat-eaters... so that they
can justify their own behaviors. Because it is far easier to argue with a
fake ideal that you pretended is the will of the vegan community, than it is
to uphold your bullshit arguments when you come face-to-face with an ACTUAL
intellectual like me.
And of course... 5) No. It is NOT reasonable to pretend that the REASON
you're still eating meat is out of "concern" for the animals who are in
stalls all over your country living tortured and miserable lives as you
force-breed them repeatedly... as though if YOU weren't there to pay for
their food they would suffer. This is what's known amongst vegans as the
laziest argument in the carnist world... because the person uttering it has
literally never even thought one variable forward from the starting point of
what they're saying. (A canist is a person who believes in meat as a root
philosophy the way a racist believes in segregation as a root philosophy.
Its an *ism, because it doesn't have to exist, and the people deeply
involved in perpetuating it, think that its just "the way the world is" as
though they aren't the decision maker at its epicenter.)
So naturally... 6) The deaths of the animals which result from the sudden
termination of all factory farms, (let's say, next Christmas since we're
making up nonsense) will NOT be worse than the deaths you as meat-eaters
already had planned for them. You need to know that A) Nobody is finding
these animals self-perpetuating in the wild! In order to HAVE them even
exist at this rate, (many of whom are breeds that literally can't even
survive on their own) you NEED to forcibly impregnate them. And be aware of
the fact that, in modern, genetically altered cows and pigs cases, you WERE
planning on killing them at 6 and 18 months old respectively. -- This way
they'll live for between 4 and 16 years depending on their breed. - So no,
they're not being tortured by veganism in any way. Let alone worse than they
were by the people who literally raped them into existence. So that argument
is dumb on 10 levels.
The reason that we generally consider 10% veganism to be a major sociological tipping point, is that *most scientific research into what percentage of the populous needs to be ACTIVELY and POLITICALLY aware of (and involved in) an issue, before it becomes *SO COMMONLY DISCUSSED* that literally ALL of the remaining 90% of the public will *UNAVOIDABLY* hear about each of its major incidents and arguments, as well as each of its historical accomplishments and current ballot measures... is 10%. That's the socio-ecological tipping point at which veganism as a discussion in the United States, reaches a point of no return.
And the "Al Gore" style goal, for the carbon and water and grain footprint of the REST OF THE WORLD, is a 30% vegan America. This is because when you watch "An Inconvenient Truth" (a documentary made by a guy with one foot in the CATTLE industry, who's gone vegan now) what you SEE, is Al Gore holding up three copies of the Earth, and saying, "If everyone in the world ate like an American, we would need three planet Earths to sustain them."
But what he DIDN'T tell you is that if he
added just that ONE WORD: "Vegan"... you would hear this instead: "If
everyone in the world ate like an American VEGAN... we would need only one
planet Earth. Period. And we could feed and water the entire world three times
over by the most CONSERVATIVE estimates. So you need to do that in order to
save yourselves. Or at least the 30% of you who CARE enough to save the
others need to do that... because we've only got one planet. So ante up."
That's the truth.
If your goal is to abate suffering and support the 5 (Yes, 5) pillars of veganism, (Health, Beauty, Environmentalism, Financial Future Of Exploration, and Animal Rights)... then what you look for is a way to help yourself and your world and your water circumstances and your animal friends... ONE PERSON at a time, until you reach that 10% tipping point. And then you have the humanitarian discussion that you've fought through the last three decades for... and PHYSICALLY save the goddamn planet. By sheer force of education and human will. No magic wands involved.
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