The C.A.S.H. Courier Newsletter
Selected Articles from our
Fall 2011 Issue
From Peter Muller, VP, C.A.S.H.
C.A.S.H. apologizes if you are not amused...
An old deer hunter named Bill, dressed head to foot in
camo, went into a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his
whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. After she ordered her drink she
turned to the deer hunter and asked him, "Are you a real deer hunter?"
which he replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life in the woods, tracking
deer, stalking deer and shooting deer, so yes, I guess I am a real deer
hunter." After a short while he asked her what she was.
She replied, "I am a
lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. I get up in the morning
thinking of women, when I eat, watch TV everything makes me think about
A short while later she left and the deer hunter ordered another
drink. A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real deer
The deer hunter replied, "Well I always thought I was a deer
hunter, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."
An old hunter was taking his wife on her first hunting trip. As he gets
closer to his favorite hunting spot the road gets rougher. He just keeps on
going over steep hills and around sharp turns. After about 10 minutes a
police car pulls him over.
The officer comes over to him and says "Sir, do
you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"
confused but then breathes a big sigh of relief, smiles and replies, "Thank
God, I thought I had gone deaf."
A hunter gets lost along a deep and wide river. He looks up and down the
river for a way across but is unsuccessful in finding one. Yet, when looking
to the other side again, he happened to see another hunter on the opposite
He calls to him, "How do I get to the other side of the river?"
The other hunter looks puzzled and shouts back "Why? You are already on the
other side of the river!"
Q: How do you make a hunter laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
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