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Q: Why do Hunters wear blaze-orange hats?
A: To hide the Air Valve!
A hunter was traveling by airplane for the first time in his life. He was
planning to attend a gun show in New York. He sat down in an empty first
class seat instead of his assigned seat farther back. When a flight
attendant saw this, she asked him to go to the back and take his assigned
seat. The hunter was adamant. "I paid for my ticket like everybody
else, I got here first, and I'll sit here if I want to." The flight
attendant brought over other flight attendants to try and move him but he
continued to be obstinate. Finally, one flight attendant got the captain. He
came back, whispered something in the hunter's ear; he immediately got up
and went to his assigned seat. The flight attendants were impressed; they
asked the captain what he said to the hunter to get him to move. He
shrugged, "I just told him that first class was going directly to
Afghanistan without stopping in New York."
A hunter goes to the barber shop for a haircut. The barber asks him
to take the headphones off his head so he can cut his hair. The hunter
refuses. The barber explains very patiently that he must remove his
headphones or there is simply no way he can cut his hair. The hunter
insists that it is vitally important for him to always keep his headphones
on. The barber becomes so incensed that he forcefully rips his
head-phones off whereupon the hunter collapses on the floor and dies. The
barber picks up the headphones curious what the hunter's life-sustaining
message was. He hears: "Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe
An environmentalist, a hiker and a hunter were working together on a
project to map out a large wooded area. They were bringing their lunch with
them so they could keep going. A few days into the second week the
environmentalist opens his lunch box and exclaims "Steamed broccoli!!!. If
my wife packs me one more lunch of just steamed broccoli - I'll throw it out
and just eat the wild flowers around here."
The hiker opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Nuts and raisins again!
If I get nuts and raisins one more time for lunch I'll just throw it out and
go without lunch."
The hunter opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna
sandwich one more time I'll shoot myself!"
The next day the environmentalist opened his lunchbox and sees steamed
broccoli; he throws it out and starts to eat the wildflowers in the area.
The hiker opens his lunch box and sees nuts and raisins; he just throws them
out in disgust. The hunter opens his lunchbox and sees bologna so he
The hiker shakes his head "How could his wife do this to him? The
environmentalist explains sadly "He wasn't married; he makes his own lunch!"
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