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Submitted by Elyse Bell

Adam and the Lord were walking together in the Garden of Eden.

Adam: "Lord, Eve is amazing! She's so kind and her voice is like music!"

And the Lord said, "I made her that way so you'll love her."

Adam: "...and her hair is so shiny and lovely!"

And the Lord responded, "That's so you'll love her."

Adam: "...and Lord, her form is so WOW!"

The Lord: "That, too, is so you'll love her."

"But, Lord," said Adam, "she's...she's so, you know, um...stupid!" "That," said the Lord, "is so she'll love you."

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