Clergy Fishing
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(submitted by Michael Shaw)

One day a Catholic Priest, a Lutheran Minister and a Baptist Pastor went fishing out on the lake. Obviously they are not members of our list.

Anyway, while the three of them were sitting in the row boat, the Catholic Priest said he was going to shore to get a cold pop. He stepped out of the boat and walked to the shore, got his pop, and walked back to the boat. Next, the Lutheran minister did the same.

The Baptist Pastor said to the two of them, "I have as much faith as the two of you, I can do that too." As the Pastor stepped out of the boat, he sank into the water with a big splash. As the pastor treaded water, the Priest turned to the minister and said, "should we tell him where the sandbar is?"

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