It is our hope that this collection of humor will help make us laugh at ourselves, and hopefully live a more compassionate cruelty-free lifestyle.
(submitted by Michael Shaw)
There was this traveling salesman who ran out of gas not too far from a convent. He had just passed it, so he walked back to see if they had any gas. Sure enough they did. However, they did not have a gas can. One of the sisters got a bed pan and they put a little gas in it and together with the salesmen they headed down the country road towards his car.
As they were pouring the gas into the car a farmer came by on his tractor. He stopped, turned off his tractor, and yelled down to the nuns, "I don't know what order you are with, but you sure have a lot of faith."
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