Dear God: Humor Page
A Collection of Religious and Other Humor from All-Creatures.org

It is our hope that this collection of humor will help make us laugh at ourselves, and hopefully live a more compassionate cruelty-free lifestyle.

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Submitted by Debra Stitt [email protected]

Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't you just keep the ones you have? Timmy.

Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. Larry

Dear God, If you watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show you my new shoes. Mickey

Dear God, I bet it is very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. Nan

Dear God, I read the Bible. What does "begat" mean? Nobody will tell me. Love, Allison

Dear God, Is it true that my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house? Anita

Dear God, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? Love, Norma

Dear God, Who draws the lines around the countries? Nan

Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay? Neil

Dear God, Did you really mean "do unto others as they do unto you?" Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother. Darla

Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. Love Joyce

Dear God, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before -- you can look it up. Bruce

Dear God, I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much hair all over. Sam

Dear God, I think about you sometimes even when I'm not praying. Elliott

Dear God, Of all the people who work for you I like Noah and David the best. Rob

Dear God, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible. Love Chris

Dear God, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they said you did it. So I bet he stole your idea. Sincerely, Donna

Dear God, I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool. Love, Sam

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