If Only Life Were Like a Computer
A Collection of Religious and Other Humor from All-Creatures.org

It is our hope that this collection of humor will help make us laugh at ourselves, and hopefully live a more compassionate cruelty-free lifestyle.

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Submitted by Maynard S. Clark
January 28, 2004

If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all over!

To get your daily exercise, just click on "run!"

If you needed a break from life, click on "suspend." Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.

To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.

To "add/remove" someone in your life, click settings and control panel.

To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.

If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.

When you lose your car keys, click on "find."

"Help" with the chores is just a click of away.

You wouldn't need auto insurance. You'd use your emergency boot diskette to recover from a crash.

We could click on "send" and the kids would go to bed immediately.

To feel like a new person, click on to "refresh."

Click on "close" to shut up the kids and spouse.

To undo a mistake, click on "back."

Is your wardrobe getting old? Click "update."

If you don't like cleaning the litter box, click on "delete."

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