Humor DirectoryKids' Letters To God
A Collection of Religious and Other Humor from All-Creatures.org

It is our hope that this collection of humor will help make us laugh at ourselves, and hopefully live a more compassionate cruelty-free lifestyle.


Dear God,
Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
Norma
 
Dear God,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't you just keep the ones you have now?
Jane
 
Dear God,
Who draws the lines around the countries?
Nan
 
Dear God,
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
Neil
 
Dear God,
Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Joyce
 
Dear God,
It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about You that people are not supposed to say, but I hope You will not hurt him anyway.
Your friend (but I am not going to tell You who I am)
 
Dear God,
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Bruce
 
Dear God,
If we come back as something, please don't let me be Jennifer Horton, because I hate her.
Denise
 
Dear God,
I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.
Sam
Dear God,
I think about you sometimes, even when I'm not praying.
Elliott
 
Dear God,
I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.
Nan
 
Dear God,
Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best.
Rob
 
Dear God,
My brothers told me about being born, but it doesn't sound right. They are just kidding, aren't they?
Marsha
 
Dear God,
If you watch me in church Sunday, I'll show you my new shoes.
Mickey
 
Dear God,
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school, we learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.
Sincerely,
Donna
 
Dear God,
I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already.
Charles
 
Dear God,
I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool!
Eugene
 
Dear God,
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
Larry

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