Lipstick and Mirrors
A Collection of Religious and Other Humor from All-Creatures.org

It is our hope that this collection of humor will help make us laugh at ourselves, and hopefully live a more compassionate cruelty-free lifestyle.

According to a news report, a certain school in Streatham, London was recently faced with a unique problem.

A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.

That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of lip prints.

Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back.

Finally the prinicpal decided that something had to be done so she called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance
man.

She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the janitor, who had to clean the mirrors every night.

To demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the janitor to clean the mirrors.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and the cleaned the mirror with it.

Since then, there have been no more lip prints on the mirror.

There are teachers, and then there are educators...

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