Tired and Thirsty
A Collection of Religious and Other Humor from All-Creatures.org
It is our hope that this collection of humor will help make us laugh at ourselves, and hopefully live a more compassionate cruelty-free lifestyle.
THE DIFFERENCES
The Italian says, 'I'm tired and thirsty. I must have wine.'
The Frenchman says, 'I'm tired and thirsty. I must have cognac.'
The Russian says, 'I'm tired and thirsty. I must have vodka.'
The German says, 'I'm tired and thirsty. I must have beer.'
The Mexican says, 'I'm tired and thirsty. I must have tequila.'
The Jew says, 'I'm tired and thirsty. I must have diabetes.
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