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Submitted by Maynard S. Clark - 9 Sep 2003

** During surgery he has to keep repeating that "the thigh bone's connected to the knee bone" song.

** The patient before you was a goat.

** The local bar association named him "client of the year."

** All his Medical books are from the Time-Life "Do-it-Yourself Series".

** Whenever he leaves the room his nurse makes duck noises.

** The 60 Minutes crew are hanging out in his waiting room.

** He asks you to turn your head and cough during an eye exam.

** He has an assistant named Igor.

** You can beat him in a game of Operation.

** He has an office sharing arrangement with a mortician.


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