A Compassionate Stand To Assist Penitent Homosexuals
Evangelical Christians in the London area are endeavoring this
month to help ‘Gay’ men to become morally ‘straight’ both by
counseling and various psychological techniques. Well, as both a past
qualified Hypno. analyst and a Psychotherapist I have no doubt
whatsoever that several such methods can be very successful in
bringing about a permanent cure. Why some otherwise ‘quite delightful
folk’ should end up in a quagmire of sexual promiscuity and
accompanying drug addiction is something one might never know. But –
to use but one up to date example – I see the connection between the
recently disgraced Reverend Flowers of Bradford Methodism –plus his
role as Chairman of the whole Cooperative Bank! - in the name he’s had
to carry all down his past life from early school days: Flowers!
Nevertheless – that said _, the lasting cure for many ailments
that afflict humanity can sometimes be quick, easy, and unbelievably
inexpensive. Yes, and overcoming basic homosexual practice is no
exception to the rule! The following cure comes from the ‘Emerald
Isle’ and has been around for a long time now, receiving one hundred
percent success when strictly adhered to. So here it is:
Simply
tell the men who are desirous of ‘going straight’ to down 5 pints of
good old Irish stout – preferably Guiness or Murphys - but only after
they’ve had, first of all, a generous dinner confined to a sumptuous
Vindaloo Curry. Believe me, it will soon show them -‘once and for
the rest of their lives’ - what Almighty God created anus’s for. And
- ‘as an extra perk!’ - the nostrils will have breathed in the ‘never
to be forgotten’ one and only authentic sensual aroma of ‘odor
toilette!’
Well, humor apart – and what would life be without
it? – deep loyalty towards a ‘buddy’ of the same sex is something
truly to be admired. Love in the Christian term can be as deep as was
the king’s son Jonathan for David a humble shepherd boy. It is
recorded that ‘One loved the other as he loved his own soul!’ In Fact
a more recent example of this kind of thing comes to mind from the
last World War:
A fellow who had gone over the top of his
trench was mortally wounded by the enemy. His nearest pal asked the
commanding officer if he could go over the top in order to bring him
back. His superior said: “I’ve lost one man to the enemy and I can’t
afford to lose you as well”. However, the private, so heartbroken for
his wounded comrade pleaded once more to the officer in charge, and
having been granted his wish, he made his way out of the trench and
back’ all in order to confort his dying pal.
“You made it there
and you were extremely lucky to make it back”, Said the officer:
“Surely it wasn’t worth such a risk?” asked the officer. “Oh yes it
was”, came the reply. “I just got there in time for him to say to me:
“I knew you’d come!”
My friend and fellow reader never mix up
true selfless love for a member of one’s own sex for what the Bible
refers to as Sodomy; and what the law of the land - up to the 1970s-
referred to as Buggery! One is an expression of Christ like selfless
love, while the other is referred to as lust and fornication. Just a
step removed from pedophilia: an evil that both Labour’s Harman and
Hewitt played down! Once the floodgates open where does it all stop?
Go on to
Very Sad, But I Needed To Turn Such
Requests Down
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