The Works of
MARK EDGEMON

From all-creatures.org

Articles - Humor - Poetry - Stories - Parables - Fables

Articles:

• BETRAYED BY FAMILY AND FRIENDS

• BETWEEN IRAQ AND A HARD PLACE

• BLESSING THE UNBLESSABLE: SMOTHERED IN PIGS FEET

• CELEBRATING EASTER: YOU CAN’T KEEP A GOOD MAN DOWN

• DYING TO SELF: MAKING OUT YOUR WILL

• FOLLOWING RELIGIOUS LEADERS: LAST DITCH ATTEMPT TO MISS GOD

• HOW NOT TO COMPROMISE WHILE STANDING KNEE DEEP IN CRAP

• JUDGING OTHERS: BUT NOT BEFORE YOUR FREE EYE EXAM

• MY BALONEY HAS A FIRST NAME: THE ART OF POLITICAL PANDERING

• NEGATIVE INHERITANCE: RECEIVING FROM OTHER PEOPLE’S WILL

• RELIGIOUS MARKETING: PROSTITUTING THE GOSPEL

• REVENGE: GETTING EVEN, KEEPS YOU OFF BALANCE

• THE ACTIVIST BELIEVER’S HANDBOOK: USING EXTREME LANGUAGE

• THE ANIMAL SAVER

• THE ART OF INSPIRATION

• THE CONSUMPTION OF GREED

• THE CRUCIFIXION: BLOOD ASSURANCE

• THE JUDGEMENT OF FALSE PASTORS: BISHOP TO KING'S RIGHT

• THE SCIENCE OF SPIRITUALITY

Humor:

• A MAN AHEAD OF HIS TIME - Audio

• ANXIETY MANAGEMENT SEMINAR - Audio

• BOMB THE ROAD AGAIN (THE LEBANESE EVACUATION SONG) - Audio

• DAB…THE MIDGET HITMAN - THE LITTLE DAB WILL DO YA - with Audio

• DATA HOLE COMPUTER REPAIR - THE DISNEY ACCOUNT - Audio

• DIAMOND IN THE RUFF

• GEORGE JETSON FOR DEBT SCHMEDT - Audio

• GREEN CASH FOR SCAMS - Audio

• HOOK, LINE AND SINKER - Audio

• Humorous Animal Photo - 212  With Music

• Little Rascal Flat - Audio

• MIND NUMBING BOOKS - Audio

• NEEDLING HIM TO DEATH - Audio

• RAINBOW COALITION CONNECTION - Audio

• ROBERT SCHULLER - ACCENTUATE THE POSITIVE - Audio

• SADDAM HUSSEINA WITH THE BAGHDAD BOYS - Audio

• THE CAPITAL SLAPPER - Audio

• THE CRAP YOU HAVE TO PUT UP WITH - Audio

• THE DAY I KILLED TEN THOUSAND…PLUS ONE

• THE GREAT AMERICAN CHOCOLATE BAR - Audio

• THE NEW CROCODILE (DUNDEE) HUNTER - Audio

• THE WAY-MART PROMISE - Audio

• WEAPONS MART - Audio

Poetry:

• DON'T LET THE BASTARD WIN!

• Dreams and Nightmares - Audio

• GRIMM REALITY - with Audio

• I Am Transformed - Audio

• In The Stillness of the Evening - Audio

• Liberties - Audio

• PASTOR TADD

• THE AVENGER

• THE BOX

• THE CALLED

• THE OUTER INNER LIMITS

• THE PRAYERS OF A SELF DETERMINED RELIGIOUS MAN

• The Shape of the Cross - Audio

• THE WICKED IN THEIR BED

• WHERE DO DARK TIMES COME FROM

Stories:

• A FIST FULL OF BARBWIRE

• A GOOD KNIGHT'S SLEEP

• ANGELS OF LESSER WINGS

• BETTER DAZE IN LA LA LAND

• BY ANY OTHER NAME

• CHRISTVILLE

• CORN ON THE MACABRE

• DIAMOND IN THE RUFF

• EVERY ORIFICE NEEDS A STONE

• EXCHANGING GIFTS

• FATHER OF THE BRIBE

• HAMLET: THE SHAKESPEARIAN PIG

• HE MUST KILL THE CHILDREN BEFORE HE DIES

• IMUS JUDGE MYSELF

• NO KISS FOR A DYING MAN

• MY ADVENTURES IN UNCLE TOM SAWYER’S CABIN

• OH DEER

• OLD MAN, TAKE A LOOK AT MY LIFE I’M A LOT LIKE YOU

• SAINT JIM

• Sea Shell Wishes - Audio

• THE AGE OF AQUARIUM

• THE ALCOHOLIC MISER

• THE ANIMAL FREE VEGETARIAN RESTAURANT: A GOOD PLACE TO MEAT

• THE BIG MEAT LOVERS NON DENOMINATIONAL CHURCH PICNIC

• THE CREATURE COMFORTS

• The Cruci-fix

• THE FIGHT

• THE FORGER OF THE FLAME

• THE FOUNTAIN OF EUPHUISM

• THE HUNTER BOUNTY: THE QUICKER PICKER UPPER

• THE LIQUID MISTRESS

• THE MEDIEVAL GOOD CASTLE OF MEDULLA OBLONGATA

• THE NAIVETÉ AMERICAN INDIAN

• THE OTHER SHOE

• THE PARTY FAVOR

• THE POWERFUL WIZARDS OF CHATTATOOK

• THE REMEMBRANCE

• THE RIGHTEOUS DETECTOR

• THE STAIRS OF ELMENDORF

• THE TRIBULATION: BLOOD MOON RISING

• WHITE OUT!

Parables:

• Abracadaver

• Academia Nut

• A Clone Again, Naturally

• A Little Whine With Dinner

• Ambivalent Cord

• A Victim of Circumstance in Every Situation

• Blackmailing the Devil

• Blind Seeing Eye Dogs

• Bull in a China Shop

• Carnal Logic

• Claire Voyant

• Cracked Mirror: Vanity Is Not Fair

• Dead in the Water

• Dead Reckoning

• Demons in Preacher’s Clothes

• Festive Hostilities

• For the Love of God

• For the Ways of Man

• For Whom They May Devour

• God is My Co-dependant

• Harnessing the Predator

• Idiotology

• Impacted Wisdom Truth

• In the Steal of the Night

• It’s Hell Being Carnal

• Last Chance For Survival

• Misfortune Cookie

• Mob Ties

• ONE HUNDRED AND ONE DAMNATIONS

• One Trick Phony

• Patty Cake and the Hollow Bread Man

• Rocky Road to Damascus

• Slumber Jack

• Spiritual Depth Perception: Or Those Who Go Bump in the Night

• The Cliffs of Despair

• The Healing Power of Prayer

• The Holiday of Misgivings

• The Legend of Prince Valium

• The Long Journey Into Now

• The Never Ending Gonnas

• The Newsmaker

• There’s Something Wrong with Everybody

• The Spiritual Auditing Of Edith Hemphill

• The Stare Master

• The Ties That Blind

• The Unpopular Prince

• The Wagging: A Dog’s Tale

• The Wandering Mind

• The Youth In Asia Room

• Trouble in Paradox

• Truth Pursuits: There’s Nothing Trivial about It!

• Within the Power Of Your Hand

Fables:

• ARRESTED DEVELOPMENTS

• ART…FOR ART'S SAKE

• BLOOD BROTHERS FROM TWO SEPARATE MOTHERS

• BOOBIE TRAP

• BOOMERANG VENGEANCE

• DEAD RINGERS

• DEATH BY A THOUSAND PAPER CUTS

• DISPOSABLE SOLDIERS: LESS...IS NOT MORE

• HAIR TODAY...GONE TOMORROW

• HARBORING ILL FEELINGS

• HE WAS THE DREAMER AND THE DREAM

• I DON'T LIKE SPITERS AND SNAKES

• IT'S A KNOCKED UP LIFE

• MAID OUT LIKE A BANDIT

• MONOTONY: THE BORED GAME

• MOONLIGHTING VAMPIRES

• PICK OF THE ILLITERATE

• SEVERED PIANIST

• SPINSTER FOR HIRE

• THANKS FOR THE MAMMARIES

• THE BED SIDE MANOR

• THE GIRL WITH THE PLASTIC FACE

• THE HAPPY ANIMAL KILLING FARM

• THE LAND IS FULL OF GIANTS...AND SMALL CATS

• THE SODA JERK

• THOU SHALT NOT COVET THAT NEIGHBORS ASS

• UP THE DOWN ESCALATOR